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Q: How can you tell which end of a maggot is which? A: Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs! Q: What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous? A: A maggot with attitude! Q: On Noah's Ark why didn't the two maggots go on in an apple? A: Because everyone had to go on in pairs! Q: Why do maggots taste like chewing gum? A: Because they're wrigleys! Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? A: Gimme a slug of whiskey. Two maggots eating some meat, one turns to the other and says…………. 'What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?' |
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What is this? What is it going to be used for?
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Where is the Maggot Master going on holiday?...........................................................................(Maggotaluf)
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Pick a winning number (1 to 4) and press 'play'
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Farmer Maggot
was a hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong in the Marish region of Eastfarthing in the Shire. He had a large turnip-field and mushrooms grew abundantly on his land. Farmer Maggot often had to deal with Hobbits, like Frodo Baggins, stealing his mushrooms and was ferocious to trespassers.He was married and had two sons and three daughters. He owned three dogs, Grip, Fang and Wolf who used to terrify trespassers. His family served Frodo Baggins,Sam Gamgee, and Peregrin Took supper when they accidentally wound up on their farm and later drove his guests to Buckleberry ferry.
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